Totally Wicked

Yeah, stay away from that Wicked Ale...

HAPPY EASTER!!!

We here at FPM hope your chocolate melts in your basket, your eggs are soft boiled, and your potato salad has turned. But remember, HAPPY EASTER, We need beer or ten...

Straight Jacket Please

Sometimes you just feel nuts...

The Return of the FPM Squirrel

No mas rehab...rehab is for quiters...I'm back and ready to throw down!

Ego Buster

So, some dude was telling me how his ego was bruised one night. Although Mr. Spacey has had a great acting career, does any man really want to be compared to him in the looks department? Well maybe in The Ref, (did anyone actually watch that?)...Anyway, to the scheeeemers out there, if you want a guy to take you home, refrain from comparing us to unattractive actors, unless of course they're adult film stars...

Health Care Reform

If free groceries and housing wasn't enough.......here comes free health care!!!!! God Help the hard working AMERICANS that pay thier bills and everything else.THANKS TO ALL YOU LIBERAL SCUM. CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE BILL!!!!!!!!

WOW!

Nothing like watching a hot woman playing xbox. Where do i pick one up?